Posts Tagged "funny"

how to choose who to follow on twitter

Posted on Aug 23, 2011

how to choose who to follow on twitter

You are a heterosexual male. Your EQ (emotional quotient) isn’t something to brag about and most probably you wouldn’t want to brag about it anyway. But here comes the difficult time of having to decide who to follow on twitter. Fear not my hairy friend. The illustrated algorithm below, which I devised upon whole minutes of research (but they seemed like ages mind you), can be your safe guide to choosing followers. It covers only 99% of cases but I had to keep it short, because I respect your short attention span and that’s the kind of man I am. Without any further delay, I present you the algorithm of how to choose who to follow on twitter [for...

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Porn vs War

Posted on Mar 4, 2011

Porn vs War

Warning #1: This post may change the image you have for me, but it shouldn’t. Humor, in all of its instances, is a sign of a healthy mind. Warning #2: If you aren’t comfortable reading about porn and despicable sex acts, please, do not read any further! I’ve given a fair amount of thought in this post’s subject. What are the differences between war and porn, if any? Actually there are many. I won’t tire you with a long prologue, here are some of the differences I’ve found. If you can think of any more, post them! Warlords come and conquer. Porn stars conquer and cum. In war they provide you with a gun. In porn you come with your...

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